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classic joke: 99% of people smiling and died on the spot after reading 1: male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew a line, said: \over the line, fought fiercely woman slap men: \lessons of the night going over the line, the result is nervous and failed. After dawn, the woman had hit the man a slap, said: \ah bang grandfather died. Children said: \Children said: \
3: to visit a prostitute chicken kangaroos and frogs,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], kangaroos Sanxialiangxia bin, just listen to frogs next night one two three Hey! One two three Hey! Kangaroo envy the next day, the kangaroo said: \saw a post not a reply to look at, he quietly put his hand on D bar code scanners, we saw the screen displays: Pig 8 yuan, he view the machine intervals down, moving their faces in the past, the results displayed on the screen: Zhu Tourou 5 Yuan
5: elephant asked the camel: 'Mimi how long in your back? 'Camel said:' dead astep, I do not and the penis with a long speech in the face of things!
6: Kindergarten female instructers lead students to swim, inadvertently exposing an X Mao, a student asked: teacher, what is it ah? female teachers to pull a heartless, said: thread!
7: The little girl is always the little boy shoearng off his new toy. the little boy had no choice but took off his pants, said: And you never have! girls take off pants, said: My mother said as long as this, you that How much how much stuff!
8: a line of prostitutes in the street waiting for passengers, a woman saw the eighties, and asks: What are you waiting for? Prostitutes snappily said: so lollipop! The old woman also joined the ranks of such length of sugar,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the results caught by the police, the police asked the woman: Your teeth are also capable gone? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick it! ! !
9: forcer to take the leadership to sectionicipate in a variety reveal,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], leading into the venue, the driver stoppageped by security, the driver said: I told the leadership of a system, security, said: chicken X is a system with eggs, chickens, X entered,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], eggs obtain inside?
10: day Moujun wife have children, he hurriedly went to the hospital to visit, such as the n hours, the delivery room came the cry, shouting he was happy, I did a father! Looked very sad when a doctor came out and told him that children congenital malformations. For some that stay there,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], not yet understand why,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], suddenly the delivery room came the cries of his wife: Blame the day to kill, not to see the old paste Huitie retribution Yes 99% of people smile after reading it to date and died. .... If you do not fell to the shore then you are 1%