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men (sorry, can not see their big or bigger each other, out of courtesy): Sister, do you like to drink?
women (angrily): I am so old?
men feel that they said something wrong, and immediately smiled and corrected: little sister, you want something to drink?
F: see you smile more lustful.
type one: sensitive woman, especially on the side of things is very sensitive to their own age is the most care about.
male darker skin, hair, slightly curled.
Female: Your father is African it?
M: no.
women: you do not mind, I'm not saying you are black, is that you're a bit like that ... what is it? Turn your tongue just will not come, that is, the hybrid says the animal kingdom, human beings how to say?
M: mixed. ......
Type II: outspoken woman, not a bad heart, his mouth moving faster than the brain, often without considering the feelings of others.
M: Nice to meet you.
Woman: Sit down. You do not speak first, I'll give you a psychological problem. You are on an island with no food no wear, this time there is a beautiful sail boat, the boat can only to a person, give you four options: A stay beautiful, their own path; B beauty killed himself escape; C every day to stay beautiful cloud; D to go its own beauty to die. You prefer?
M: I chose A.
women: an animal!
M: Then I choose B!
Female: beast than you!
M: So I chose C.
women: also a beast than the beast!
M: I choose D.
women: not only as an animal, you're stupid.
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Type III: psychological observations like a woman, like every day playing with psychological tests, sign, blood type, like Lenovo.
M: I ask you to drink coffee.
women: do not drink, I do not like the taste of coffee.
M: What would you like?
Woman: You said, I listen to you.
M: So I ask you to drink a juice bar.
women: do not drink, I think they do not clean.
M: What would you like?
Female: I do not pick, I hear you, you call the shots.
Man: Waiter, to two bottles of Erguotou!
Type IV: picky woman, wearing actually quite critical for the food and drink, the mouth saying do not care very much, in fact, Austrian heart. Often let men know why, do not know in the end're doing.
Woman: What do you do it?
M: Engineer.
women: the amount of salary?
Male: 10 million annual salary.
women: a house?
M: Yes, for the.
Female: your parents living?
M: My mother passed away, Dad.
Female: Do you have an officer family relations?
M: Miss, you can ask some of my personal problems?
Woman: Well, your sexuality normal?
Type V: Super pragmatic type of woman, marriage is not two people know something, but the two families do.
M: Hello, I'm way east.
Woman: Hello,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], my name is Rui Gu.
M: Do you usually have any hobbies?
F: ah, reading, internet, eat.
M: And then?
Female: After dinner go to bed, woke up the reading, get tired of the Internet.
M: So what kind of man you like?
Female: Want to get married. Oh, yes, tomorrow we go to register it.
M: too fast now, we just met.
Woman: It does not matter,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], anyway,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], just to get married before we do not see it?
M: it was not familiar with the Arab.
Female: Never mind, got married after the familiar. Me being lazy and do not like to fall in love, got married on the line directly.
M: I think about it.
Woman: OK, give you three days.
Type VI: lazy type of woman, not willing to pay more than the things themselves do not care about one minute attention.
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